I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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