I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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