Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i out mim tonsoeep
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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