I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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