she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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