dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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