glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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