The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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