she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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