I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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