he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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