Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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