Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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