Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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