So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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