Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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