I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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