the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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