if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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