i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
