gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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