we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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