He had one of those small greek statue penises
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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