I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
4 words: hood of his car
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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