Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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