You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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