Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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