ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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