You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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