omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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