"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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