I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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