oh god the rape fog is back!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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