i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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