i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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