i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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