why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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