have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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