At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
