Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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