im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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