He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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