I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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