They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Two words: nipple clamps
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