So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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