if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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