i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
