I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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