paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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