Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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