just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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