birth control should be required to get into college
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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