I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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