so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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