Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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