i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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