I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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